bad pick up lines

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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

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